poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree October 29, 2017

Poach

To attempt anal without any lube involved.

I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!

by SJCHSJFHJCG June 24, 2022

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 20, 2024

Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection

I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.

by Saerow June 16, 2021

tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!

by May 18, 2024