Plinkey

Adj. This is a delightful nonsense word that my sister and I made up and used as kids to describe music from an upright player piano with tacks on the hammers.

That plinkey music always makes me think of pizza at Shakeys.

by Dr. Knapp February 23, 2009

Plankhead

1. somebody who has a plank for a head

2. somebody who got hit in the head with a plank of wood

1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!

2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!

by PlankHead May 29, 2009

Phonkbeta

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.

Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?

by Zbaek August 28, 2009

Planksgiving

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.

Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

River Plinko

When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.

Dude, I took a shit wrong in the stream and ended up playing "river plinko."

by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009

Wooden plank

Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.

Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.

by DopeDickFuckChick January 19, 2021