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Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.
James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.
by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007
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Pittston

1) Town in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Primary languages are Heynabonics, Hipster and some English

2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania

3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast

4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player

5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go down to Pittston?
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
by coupletwotree October 4, 2011
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pittsburgh

A pretty place with coal and steel and rivers.
Pittsburgh was the coolest place to go when we were young and bored and single.
by dictionary April 9, 2003
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Pittsburgh Left

every city has its fair share of crazy ass drives, and pittsburgh's are unique. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a left turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the left turn lane (where left turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic
Pittsburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.
Philly Moron: Jesus, I about pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking.
Pittsburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Pittsburgh left
by 69 PPG Place April 26, 2006
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Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.
Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.
by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007
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Pittsburgh Milkshake

The act of ejaculating into a container in an unsuspecting person's refrigerator typically motivated revenge or disrespect.
I was doing a service call for a broken dishwasher and the customer was so obnoxious I left a Pittsburgh milkshake in her orange juice when she ran out to get a coffee.
by desmo1098 March 5, 2010
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Oakland, Pittsburgh

prop. n. a huge neighborhood in Pittsburgh, located in the city's East End, just east of Downtown and the Hill District. Oakland is Pittsburgh's most historic area, and is dominated by the University of Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University, and several UPMC hospitals. It is also where the Carnegie Library, Phipps Conservatory, Schenely Park, and Central Catholic may be found. Oakland is incredibly diverse, ranging from the student ghetto of South Oakland to the million-dollar estates at Schenely Farms in Central Oakland.

During the school year, there are inexhaustible options of what to do in Oakland, including parties, bars, and the O. When school is out, the streets are dead.
"I live in Oakland." "Wow, just move to SF." "Not the Californian city! Geez, I live in the real Oakland -- Oakland, Pittsburgh!"
by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011
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