pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

loaf pinching hoe

The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.

I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.

by Chaz Randolph December 29, 2007

Penny Pinching Pimp

aka Triple P aka PPP is someone who has or claims to have large amounts of money yet refuses to spend any of it. Coined in London, ON Canada circa 2013

A: You need to get a bigger TV homie

B: Can't bro, no money

A: Damn penny pinching pimp

by MiniSquill March 27, 2014

pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004

Pitchin'

A word that combines the words "Pimpin'" & "Bitchin'." Perfect for all exclamatory occasions.

Best used conservatively and around a selective audience.
Warning: If you mumble, it loses its meaning.

Mike: "Those new kicks are pimpin'"
Jeff: "Nah nah nah man, they're bitchin'"
Kumar: "You fellas is both right! they pitchin'!"

by Roger Cedeno May 3, 2009

Pinching

When a woman inserts an object into her vagina and then inserts another object into her anal cavity and proceeds to touch the two objects together.

Martha just loves pinching, I caught her with a broomstick and my favorite baseball bat last night!

by Josheph S. Kringkot August 4, 2010

Pinching My Vibe

A stupid word old people use when they want to try and be cool. It means the equivalent of saying, “Hey! Don’t trash my idea.” or “You’re making me upset.”

Rob: “Ughhh you’re pinching my vibe!
Suzy: Don’t day that! That’s what old people say when they want to be cool.

by Awesomesauce7 October 28, 2019