turd pilot

One who drives a flying turd.

The turd pilot is heading this way.

by scottbo February 18, 2008

Hangar Pilot

Someone who works on aircraft and sits in the cockpit pretending to fly, because they cant become a pilot for some reason.

Also see garage racing

"Look its dave, the hangar pilot"

by Richyboy March 12, 2006

Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

by Da Moose November 18, 2003

rug pilot

A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.

That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.

by ACloseFollowing June 30, 2004

Pilot Harry

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.

Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Cock Pilot

A wingman so good, that they don't just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!

Hey did you see Jessica last night? Yeah thanks to my Cock Pilot, Mike, I got with her.

by Murray123184 July 11, 2011

Bro Pilot

a Co-Pilot that is your bro. someone to take over when your life gets too bro

i got real wasted night tried to drive home, but my bro pilot took over instead

by Bromantics April 29, 2011