The sexless peon
The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
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Get the Periona mug.A snobbish term used by stupid, ignorant people for working class members of society. There are many other derogatory terms for them; grunt, bitch, little people, a whole bunch of names. A peon is someone with a crappy job, the menial jobs that no one wants. A "peon" may not always constitute a person with a low end job, but rather just someone who's at the bottom of their line of work. Only ass holes use this term.
Bridezilla: "Daddy! I need someone to sweep this floor! Who's he?"
Monopoly Guy: "He's our Peon. He'll sweep the floor dear. Get to work stupid!"
Monopoly Guy: "He's our Peon. He'll sweep the floor dear. Get to work stupid!"
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Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.
RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.
Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.
RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.
DUDE 1: 'YO DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'
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