peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011

Peenicularhomocide

When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.

Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Peeniferous

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.

I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

Peen Pal

Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.

Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.

She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019