An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.
by appadorabootslover January 24, 2010
Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.
by bqs November 27, 2013
A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
by DirtyPea February 26, 2012
A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
by jamesbensonphillips April 18, 2011
one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice
by molly486 March 17, 2009
The act of excreting diarrhea into a bucket, then smearing the contents of the bucket onto your partner(s). Additional contents can be added to the bucket such as, Urine, Curry Powder, Frosting, Melted Cheese, Etc.
by Capta1n H00k August 04, 2018
by Spooner83 April 21, 2009