Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
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Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
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*Reuben opened his backpack at uni to find a half eaten chicken and mushroom slice, only to finish it in his lecture. What a right little Piggy Pasty
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Get the person of the pasty persuasion mug.A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.
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