Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.

I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.

by jugghandler July 5, 2016

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.

Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.

by 2Legs July 21, 2014

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021