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granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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Fag panties

very feminine male underwear, such as the ones that you purchase in boxes with the shirtless models on the front.
Instead of purchasing Hanes, Billy decided to spend more money and purchase some fag panties
by JGUNS88 March 26, 2009
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Fish net panties

Panties made from fish net for a woman that wants to show off her prime pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 20, 2009
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white panties

the only way to guarantee your period will start a week early
Jill: Aw crap! Why did my period have to start a week early?
Jane: You're wearing white panties today, aren't you?
Jill: Yes...
Jane: That's why.
by sammi_rox1395 October 22, 2011
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Stealth Panties

When a BBW/fat girl is wearing panties but because of her belly and/or thighs much of the panties are hidden, often showing only at the side.
I thought the chick in this picture was naked but turns out she had stealth panties on.
by Dukemanistan September 14, 2009
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Angry Panties

A mythical undergarment that emanates anger. A person who is acting like a bitch, or in a bad mood for no good reason is said to be wearing these.
Watch out for Darrel he has his angry panties on today.
by vlovely July 8, 2011
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mullet panties

panties that are like a bikini in the front but a thong in the back, "Buisness in the front party in the back"
My girl friend got these underwear that are briefs in the front and a thong in the back, so i caled them mullet panties.
by smokeybeaner February 15, 2006
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