pandamic

A natural or artificial disaster caused by pandas.

Oh John, king of the pandas, caused that pandamic.

by Thetruedictionary December 15, 2014

Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

by laVidaloca March 8, 2009

Panda

The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!!
-I already sold mine!!!

by The Jon S May 31, 2006

crafty panda

a loud and blonde girl who is also nuts as fuck.

I met a sorority girl who seemed nice, but she was actually a crafty panda

by babybbbb963 July 25, 2011

tranz panda

Tranz Panda is a very important creature to this world it is not a he or a she it’s gender is Tranz Panda! Yes it’s a tranny! But a Tranz Panda was once a woman but disided to become something else somthing greater! Tranz Panda is the greatest thing to live!

“Look at that new kid in class there very special because it’s Tranz Panda”

“Don’t get mad at the Tranz Panda, Tranz Panda is just only Cunffuzled”

Steve: “That Girl is amazing”
Sydney: “It’s because it’s not a she”
Steve: “wait what”
Sydney: “Thats Tranz Panda”
Steve: “I love Tranz Panda even more”

by Tranz Panda M. May 22, 2018

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

PandaMuffin

1. The grotesque and delicious result of crossbreeding a cuddly, endangered, bamboo-eating species of china with a cuddly, endangered breakfast food. Comes in several flavors, depending on which pandas and which muffins are used in the breeding process. Every pandamuffin is, however, equally damned by Mother Nature.

2. The sexiest and tastiest thing in the world.

Lacey: Awww! You have a pandamuffin dancing on your head.
Sally: I know! Isn't he adorable?<3

by xNovax December 11, 2009