Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

opticline

To feel joy at someone else's joy; to experience happiness as a result of seeing someone you care about feeling happy.

Laura's doing so well these days - she has a new job and a great boyfriend, I'm so opticline for her!

by Phaye March 26, 2013

Optical

Noun for eyesight.

His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.

by Fireshodow March 28, 2016

optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

by Optic nipple is life April 27, 2016