Brown Onion Syndrome

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

onion smuggler

A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.

Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.

by Peter Doubt September 28, 2007

Onion ring

The dried up piece of foreskin that's on your fucking dick head right now

I'll pick up my onion ring that's on my fucking dick and fucking eat it in front of your fucking face

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 13, 2021

air onion

A fart that makes ones eyes water.

"dude did u just drop an air onion?"

by origin of skill August 28, 2005

Onion Money

Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.

'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.

"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"

"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."

by JCarCom May 7, 2012

onion ring party

A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".

*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."

by eren jauger 69 December 11, 2013

Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014