Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

The Shaggy is strong with this one...

A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.

Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...

by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013

Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

by Greenlander May 20, 2012

We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji

(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

Communicating with Red Leader One

To masturbate. To pleasure one's self.

"Luke, use the Force!"

"Sorry Obi-Wan, I'll be right with you. I'm communicating with Red Leader One."

by Minty the Doombunny June 16, 2005

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010