on your one's

By Yourself (On your own)

Your going to be on your one's today!

by Isaac Ingram May 18, 2006

Drop it on the one

A bowel movement.

I'm about to drop it on the one.

Whitney Houston said this in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.

by RayRay2009 September 2, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

by Greenbeener January 27, 2016

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

get one over on

To win against someone who is not used to losing.

The bank made a mistake in the loan agreement and he was able to get one over on them by making them honour it.

by The Blacker Vegetable November 22, 2013

Chew on that one

an uncommon American phrase that is similar to the saying "how about them apples"; means that you are challenging your opponent to try to "one-up" or do better than you.

Can also mean "think about that".

Whoa, chew on that one.

by Dr_Insomnia June 2, 2011