one direction

the boy band that ruined my life

fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*

by i don't want to talk about it July 20, 2012

one direction

5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.

Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.

One Direction puts me in a fragile state.

by Tumblr fans know June 27, 2012

One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.

Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

One direction

A band that involves 5 gay boys that strangle cats

"Man! One direction are bad!"

by Epiclukeyboy October 18, 2014

one direction

5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!

by tommoscarrots February 4, 2021

one direction

life savers

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pretty self explanatory.

the one direction boys are life savers. i said what i said

by hes28 January 9, 2022

one direction

5 guys that were formed in 2010 - 2015. they became four guys that decided to go on 18 months break. it's been 70 months since they announced their hiatus. where the fuck is one direction now and why aren't they announcing their reunion yet?

ONE DIRECTION COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THE WORLD NEEDS YOU HELP US WE ARE LOOSING OUR MINDS WITH YOUR OLD MUSIC FROM 2011 2012 2013 2014 AND 2015 WE NEED SOME NEW MUSIC IN 2021 FROM THE BAND WE NEED YOU TOGETHER YOU HAVE TO REUNITE A.S.A.P. THANK YOU

by hs0102 November 20, 2021