MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.

"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"

by captainbohemia August 21, 2019

mended

it is given to memes that are dead

wow this meme is so mended

by memdead.com/m/m/m August 30, 2020

Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked

Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash

by Og savage February 21, 2017

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 October 30, 2015