To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 13, 2019

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

Josh

A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.

Stop being a Josh

by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018

Josh

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school

People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you

by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020

josh

annoying

josh? hes an annoying cunt

by gyaman2.0 May 8, 2018

Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.

Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.

by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020