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cluster offender
A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
cluster offender by eneville August 5, 2010
sexy offender
A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.
Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).
Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.
Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).
Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.
sexy offender by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014
Repeat offender
Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
Repeat offender by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014
Sex offender
Sex offender by Skitz cunt February 29, 2020