a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.
Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on
by Madhatters November 28, 2006
Get the obsessed ex boyfriend mug.Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
by Pussy Pirate69 February 15, 2009
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The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!
by juicydoja July 25, 2020
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Get the obsession mug.In 'love' terms, Obsession is when you are trying to control someone that you think you are in love with. You get them or try to get them, to do what you want them to do. If you break up with them you get all angry and want to destroy their lives and hurt them (inside). This is true obsession.
Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.
Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.
by Ollie Double-U July 11, 2005
Get the Obsession mug.Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!
by theway146 February 7, 2017
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