ob

short for 'oh bullshit'
comes from nearly saying 'oh bullshit' to an authoritive figure.

"Steven, you will get detention for drawing on the blackboard."
"ob-"

by Steven Chan June 15, 2008

Obed

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by Obed omega November 23, 2021

ob$lete

A genious who has designed god level pcb since the age of 13.

ob$lete on that God shit

by Iredify October 7, 2021

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

OBE

Obligated Bitch Elephant
used to describe overweight and privileged wamen

Yo bro
she is a total OBE

by MalGrarp September 14, 2018

Obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. And develops big crushes on girls name who starts with M.

I just obeded myself

by SaltyMilk October 18, 2019

OBS

Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.

A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024