OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

go OJ

When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.

Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...

by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 4, 2009

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification

Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker

by Boss252725 February 7, 2014

OJ Effect

The preconception that any person who is acquitted of a crime who also has fame and/or vast financial means was really guilty. In other words, all rich/famous people use their money/status to essentially "buy" a "not guilty" verdict. Derived from the popular notion that OJ Simpson was actually guilty but got off because of his status as an NFL & film star and his means to hire high-profile lawyers like Johnnie Cochran and Robert Shapiro.

Dick: Those CEOs are totally guilty of embezzlement. I can't believe they got off. They probably paid off the judge or the jurors with all of their ill-gotten gains.

Jane: I think you're suffering from the OJ Effect.

by Aravahn September 22, 2009