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offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.
"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
by nohbody January 1, 2009
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offensive item YES

Albert:yes

rando: IM REPORT YOU

Albert looks at ban reason ( offensive item yes
by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 23, 2021
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no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
by Skryko December 5, 2019
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In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.
I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.
by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019
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No Offence

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.
With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011
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Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.
by EpicCollision October 31, 2017
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Mildly offensive, highly entertaining

Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.
Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.

Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."

Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."
by debauchery 22 October 11, 2010
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