Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"
OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.
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Get the offski-onski mug.When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.
A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!
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Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."
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Get the offsite working mug.When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
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