deez nutz 

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

deez nutz by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006

Deez Nutz 

Something that a person can usually enjoy on their chin. People usually named Dan can enjoy them everywhere.

Hey Eddie can I borrow your charger?

No but you can borrow deez nutz.

Deez Nutz by DeezNutzOnYourChin March 4, 2021

Deez nutz 

Slang term for the male testicles that’s used to make jokes

Steve: You like dogs bro?
Darrel: Yeah
Steve: Have you ever seen a beagle?
Darrel: Yeah.
Steve: Deez Beagle(beeg ol’) nutz?

Darrel: Good one, deez nutz.

Deez nutz by Likewater August 15, 2021

Yusuffocate on deez nutz

A joke to say to or about anybody who is known as “Yusuf”. It is also a good burn to someon who goes by this name.

Bully named Yusuf: hey cumsock you’re a representative of your parent’s weak pullout game.

Person being bullied: I bet your name is short for “Yusuffocate on deez nutz”, you bacterial troglodyte.

Yusuffocate on deez nutz by YusufsLeftNut January 3, 2021

Butter Nutz 

When you excersize so long your nuts are soaked in sweat.

(Post Workout) I need to take a shower, I've got those butter nutz

Butter Nutz by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Deez Nutz 

"Deez Nuts" Distributing. A distributor for edible nuts located in Willits, California. THE HILARITY NEVER STOPS! OHHHH!

Uh... see above?

Deez Nutz by renee January 27, 2004

Cool Nutz 

Best rapper out of Portland Oregon.

Man:he spits hot fire, hot fire he spits...
Man2:who?
Man:Cool Nutz does

Cool Nutz by sizzlah March 17, 2009