nuke

to microwave something, usually food...or AOL CDs

Man, I need to nuke some fri'ken (fried chicken)!

Let's nuke AOL!YAY!

by shinobi kiwi April 6, 2005

banana nuke

A weapon that will destroy everything

Yo i just used a banana nuke and the universe imploded 33 times

by nightmare565 April 16, 2008

nuke the whales

Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.

Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.

by Steven McTowelie May 4, 2006

New York Nuke

When anyone from the city of New York takes a super dump and stinks up the house so badly that all inhabitants loose consciousness.

Damn son! That fool done let off a New York Nuke and killed us all!

by HeaviHitter January 18, 2005

nuke

a nuclear bomb chances are if you see one in real life, its probably gonna be the last thing you'll ever see

Bob: hey bill whats that in the sky

bill: i don't kno- *nuke explodes in mid-air instantly vaporizing bob and bill*

by instantdeath July 27, 2009

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

Paul: "Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?"
Dan: "Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight..."
Paul: "Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin' it but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her."

by garhcSD January 17, 2011

nuke it

to heat food in the microwave

"grab some tv dinner in the freezer and nuke it before you eat it"

by jveezy23 October 27, 2007