I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
by avacado113 July 6, 2016
Get the Knee Crackermug. -DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-
A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.
Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.
*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.
Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.
*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018
Get the Hitty Kneemug. The Knee-Horse is the horse that sits between your knees at night and you ride it through your dreams!!
by BEEBEE December 7, 2013
Get the Knee-Horsemug. Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.
Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
Get the Knee-nutsmug. (n) slang for a man's penis. First used by the fictional television character John Locke (Lost) in this dream I had.
by strangerface March 23, 2010
Get the bad kneemug. by Gunshyne September 16, 2004
Get the knee babymug. 