Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Nonceumentary

A documentary, usually found on Netflix, about some sick, twisted fuck who abducts and fiddles children. Can also be guilty of making the situation seem so trivial but in reality, some sadistic weirdo should be shot.

Did you see that show Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix? That's a fucked up nonceumentary

by PrestonWalker March 1, 2019

Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

noncebucket

A noncebucket is a way of insulting someone. It is a bucket full of nonces. Therefore the person you say has a nonce bucket is a major nonce.

Lad burn it ye mush bag daaa owns a noncebucket the dirty neek.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019