nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 23, 2005

Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.

"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"

by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017

Nonchalant

acting cool, calm,

having indifference or easy unconcern

Abby&Carina

Carina nonchalantly hung the cow up in the bathroom.

Abby was surprisingly nonchalant about winning most creative in art.

by penguin116 July 28, 2011

Nonce

A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.

Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!

by CloroxBleachTester69 July 6, 2019

nonchalantness

Is someone who cares about another person but doesn't want to show that they care.

He would have to give some of his nonchalantness up and meet me in the middle to make the relationship work.

by Gusto66 February 3, 2021

Noncaloid

A person who finds little kids and 'plays' with them I advice if a noncaloid comes up to you, you should run

Oliver is a Noncaloid

by IIstarmantiZ January 28, 2018

Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.

Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.

by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019