nolan

When you shit your pants unexpectedly.

I drank so much last night I woke up and pulled a Nolan. Sometimes I just sit in the corner and Nolan

by Dont call me Nolan December 28, 2016

nolan

One with extreme passion for dick

look at mike talking to all those dudes over there he's a real nolan

by Dr. 83 July 20, 2017

nolan

a nolan is someone who is gay and fat

hey dude look at that nolan or he is such a nolan

by itsyaboi132 March 4, 2019

nolan

A term used to define a slightly rotund male of caucasian ancestry. A Nolan is often found with odd glasses, greasy dreadlocks, and an awkward sence of fashion. A Nolan can usually be found ripping his bong or eating a lot of food due to the "munchies"

Did you see that dude in the shaggin-waggin?

Ya man, he was such a Nolan

by Zack McCormack November 18, 2007

nolan

adj/n - A modern day white "urcle" and a mooch.

"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"Sheesh, stop acting like a nolan."

by burgerkingsx September 20, 2009

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019