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Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.
Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
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Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.
Woah Noah is being such a turkey
by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019
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Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"
by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018
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Noah is the best person you could ever meet. He has so many things up his sleeve that if you get to know him you’ll be amazed. He is basically eye candy and nice and kind. He is very sarcastic but sweet and romantic when needed. He likes his music and his music only. Even though he is rude sometimes he always cares about your feelings when you’re visibly upset. Any girl that gets to date him is very lucky.
Noah just gave me a birthday present, I didn’t even tell him it was my birthday!
by Sports101girl April 19, 2019
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Noah is cool boy :)
Noah is copp
by fgjhdoiusgs July 7, 2020
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Noah's schlong is so big
by Mega wonton December 17, 2018
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Noah is amazing. Sometimes, He is not the best, But he will be there for you. With Noah, sometimes you have to be patient, but its worth it. Noah is sweet, funny, and caring. If you have Noah, hold him tight and never let him go. Not only is he an amazing best friend, he will is an amazing guy. If you have the chance, date him. Sometimes it might be hard to get to him, but wait till he's ready. It will be worth it. Only then will you get this amazing feeling that's impossible to write down or put into words. But know this, when he's ready, you'll never give him up.
I'm waiting Noah. I'll wait as long as it takes.
by djfafx April 14, 2020
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