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Noah

Noah's schlong is so big
by Mega wonton December 17, 2018
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Noah

someone that wears a red leather like star lord jacket that likes to change things last minute and not pay his taxes and rides around in his BMW I8
Noah rigged the giveaway i won
by ilikemakingmememms March 10, 2022
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Noah

Noah is a tall guy. Like, insanely tall. It pretty much makes up his entire personality. He clearly plays basketball, but he isn't a jock. He tends to be a bit of a nerd, and usually wears big bulky glasses. Despite these flaws, he's a great friend, and fun to hang out with.
Wow Noah, how tall ARE you? Do you play basketball?
by Zappo2000 January 12, 2021
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Noah

All Noah's are fit and funny
Very sexy
Get all the girls

Most popular

And GREAT in bed
Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah

May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right
by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021
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Noah

Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,
person 1
who you staring at

person 2

the pengest guy in school
both
NOAHHHHH
by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the name of someone that spends all day and night online. They are pretty cute but an asshole at the same time. They’re probably fed up of the jokes about Noah’s Ark. They’re incredibly awkward and bad at responding but you still love them no matter what. Noah you’re a twat
Hey look it’s Noah.
by damnihatemyselr April 12, 2020
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