An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Grandpa's torpedomug. A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!
by Fook Yu April 13, 2004
Get the Your Grandpamug. Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
by Isaristh November 6, 2013
Get the Grandpa Drivermug. When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
Get the Grandpa Pantsmug. by I fuh yo bih November 30, 2018
Get the Grandpa sharkmug. When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018
Get the Grandpa handmug. by anonymous October 17, 2020
Get the GRANDPA DOUGLASmug.