you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

No you can't

You need to accept that it is not the same. You didn't do it without me. My thing was and is that and what you are doing is not.

Hym "No you can't. You are mentally retarded. I do not need to know how you feel. There is also nothing reciprocal about this. I don't need to have reciprocal relationships. I'm not ever going to change my worldview nor should I have in response to something I would murder your kids over in a heartbeat. It's never going to work and you wouldn't regret doing it if your kids didn't have to die for it. Make the choice or learn your lesson. You're not getting the better of me."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025