Nicolas
The most beautiful, funniest, most amazing person you could ever lay your eyes on if you ever are blessed enough to find somebody with this last name then you are one lucky motherfucker and you should worship that person until your last breath. A person with the last name Nicolas is god like and usually has a radiating glow to them that you can't miss. A Nicolas has the power to change your life forever in whichever way they decide. They are the realist motherfuckers to ever exist and will fuck you up if you cross them. But you wouldn't be able to anyways because they are so smart and awesome they would see it coming because they can read minds and shoot laser beams out of their buttholes.
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