Dank Nickel

A type of person who propagates dankness with his(or her) very presence.

You're one in a million, you're a Dank Nickel.

Dank Nickel by imadankgoat September 5, 2017

Yummy Nickel 

A mispronounciation of the indie Japanese horror game "Yume Nikki". Usually represented by a crude drawing of the protagonist "Madotsuki"

-Yummy Nickel is a good japanese horror game.
-Umm dont u mean Yume Nikki?
-Yes, Yummy Nickel

Yummy Nickel by tacofusion June 18, 2022

Nickelback hater 

Someone who has a good taste in music and hates that awful band Nickelback.

My girlfriend is a Nickelback fan, so I had to find a way to tell her that I'm a Nickelback hater.

Nickelback hater by MeaganRk April 10, 2012

nickelbag 

five dollars worth of marijuana.

yo man, I am a broke ass sucka and all I gots is this fiver, how bout' breakin' me off a nickelbag of that dank shit you got?

nickelbag by Nickelbag O' Funk September 13, 2003

Nickelodeon

A great Kid's TV Channel until the mid-90's when it began to suck. It had supa-fly shows such as Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures Of Pete and Pete, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Ahh! Real Monsters, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Figure it Out and etc. Then they started to slowly decline as they kept replacing the cast of All That, made a new version of Double Dare called Double Dare 2000. Their good cartoons were taken off the air and their ok cartoons such as Rugrats, got worse and worse. They occasionly had a good show like Invader Zim but was cancelled probably cuz faux-punks who shop at Hot Topic started wearing Gir and Zim pins and T-shirts. Now they just suck and show crappy shows such as ChalkZone, Fairly Oddparents, Zoey 101, and Unfabulous.

Man, i miss Old School Nick.

Nickelodeon by The Shadow Molestor April 28, 2005

Nickelodeon

A station that once broadcasted legendery tv shows. Now it fails miserably. Viewers had hope for when it showed great programs such as Invader Zim and Avatar. But naturally, because everyone liked these shows, it became the number one priority of the network to cancel them as soon as possible forever.

Nickelodeon sucks!
Drake and Josh are funny on nickelodeon, not
Avatar was a great show, until Nickelodeon stopped showing new episodes for like a year.

Nickelodeon by Joltheadporgy December 18, 2008

Nickelback Rule 

The Nickelback rule is to be invoked whenever a jukebox playing random songs inadvertently stumbles upon a Nickelback tune. The rule requires a listener to immediately insert money into the jukebox so as to hastily dispatch the aforementioned Nickelback "song."

Wayne: Hey man, you got a dollar?
Dan: Why?
Wayne: "Rockstar" just came on, Nickelback rule is in effect.

Nickelback Rule by BGRM January 8, 2009