nflx

Word used by lazy people how aren't capable of writing "netflix"

Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Watching nflx and you?
Guy 3: Can't you just fucking write netflix?

by A_c_r July 11, 2016

NFLPA

Short for the National Football League Players Association. Currently embattled with the NFL owners in a bid to see who can screw over the fans of the NFL the most in an attempt to increase their already enormous paychecks.

Breaking News this morning; the NFL and NFLPA have finally come to an agreement where the only people who will be forced to concede in a compromise will be the fans. Provisions include removing the requirement for players to display "effort" and having Joe Buck commentate on every game.

by BuckleCrotch May 1, 2011

nflandboobs

A person on ESPN message boards, mostly on the dallas cowboys nfl board. He/She also goes by the names, nflandboobs2, nflandboobs3, nflandb00bs, and most recently nflandknockers. He/She can also be found on Football Refuge as nflandboobs. He/She is such a homer that He/She is blind to the fact that dallas is a horrible football team.

me: nflandboobs is such a homer
you: yeah
me: he/she is obviously a loser

by unanyomous December 9, 2008

NFL2G

-- acronym ( initialism ) for No Fucks Left To Give
-- when you are totally out of fucks and have none left to give
-- either none left for the person or purpose of the moment
-- or none left at all, which is more of an existential condition
-- especially useful for twitter, texting, and terse emails

-- i am totally done with this, this is your problem, don't bring this up again
-- dude, you can't go NFL2G on me when I've saved your ass so many times

by quickify February 22, 2017

nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

by andersjg August 11, 2017

nflactic

When a person begins to lose their Proverbial shit upon learning NFL is on and viewable.

"Mary Beth is LOSING HER SHIT, NFLACTIC, because The Patriots are on and she can't watch them!"

by andersjg August 11, 2017

nflitis

A chronic disease that affects obese Americans and during the American Football season. Thought to be contagious amongst larger sales personnel. Can cause drowsiness and reluctance to work.

Where is John? He is ill - he has nflitis!

by nfl_isnt_real_football November 29, 2017