nearly

Close to or close by

That car nearly hit me

by jon toledo December 10, 2008

Nebard

To be a retard - act retarded or stupid - yes it is taken from a bus company - this company is located in wakefield and me and my friends (people may contest this) were prob the first people to start using the name nebard back in early 2000.

God you are such a fucking nebard sometimes

by lynsey casey September 16, 2006

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010