napkin ass

Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
by Gottem November 18, 2015
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greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
by Anusley February 20, 2017
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urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."
by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 09, 2013
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Nigga Napkin

What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.
You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin
by Cyberneticweed11 April 01, 2019
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Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.
Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!
by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 02, 2019
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King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.
When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.
by funatwork1 December 08, 2021
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napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.
Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.
by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017
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