Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.

"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."

by Hilarion October 11, 2020

Nacho Camera

An expensive camera that you do not personally own.

Mr Valentine said that no one is allowed to take a camera home over the weekend because they are Nacho Cameras.

by Photoman865 January 27, 2021

nacho libre

a mustache that is undeveloped such as the one in the movie nacho libre.

Kristy, why would you like Jonathan when he has such an ugly nacho libre?

by somebody somewheree June 24, 2008

Hungarian Nacho

You fuck a chick from behind till her pussy juice covers your balls and then you shove a jalapeno up her ass until she shits and tops the nachos with a hefty amount of Hungarian Ass Chili.

Man this room smells like a Hungarian Nacho.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Cuban Nachos

Cuban Nachos

While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.

I use those Cuban Nachos on her all the time.

by sorcerertom February 18, 2015

nacho party

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.

Dude those chips at last night's nacho party were fucking delicious!

by Abhoration April 19, 2008

cock nacho

Wang 'N Cheese
Male Genitalia

"Joe had a big bowl of cock nachos last night."

by Badong July 31, 2003