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North Carolina Wig wam

When he mounts a girl's face with her head towards his legs and slides his dick inside her mouth so that his balls create a wig wam around her nose.
"That Canadian broad almost passed out after I gave her a North Carolina Wig wam."
by MauiWowieNC April 20, 2018
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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011
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North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey
Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.
by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022
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North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014
"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"
by rooster_69 March 12, 2024
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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