by Daneee the dood March 16, 2022
A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
by wandman August 07, 2005
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
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by I like bootyslayer445 November 26, 2021
The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth
by Why do i have to make this i f March 09, 2023
Its like person Saying "He or She hates me!!!" Most people say that Nobody hates you it means ITS NOT TRUE
PERSON 1: Can you fire my Teacher because she hates me and mean to me!!
PERSON 2: She's nice
PERSON 2: Nobody hates you
PERSON 2: She's nice
PERSON 2: Nobody hates you
by Bikerninja1997 June 22, 2018