MyStalk

the act of stalking someone on myspace, i.e. looking at their pictures every day, checking to see who commented them, obsessivly reading their blog, etc.

girl 1: mike is SO hot
girl 2: i know i totally MyStalk him. did you see that hot picture he just put up?

by Molly Doll May 22, 2006

mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

God works in mysterious ways

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004

Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010

Mysterio

The greatest superhero of all time. Exposed Spider-man for being a false hero and actually a villain. Died tragically trying to stop Spider-man launch a drone strike on London.

Person 1: What Mysterio did in London was so brave!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!

by Quinten Beck September 30, 2019

mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle

The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.

Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.

by TheTrueRonin November 29, 2009