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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
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My dad

My dad has not been found yet.
by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022
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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
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My Dad

If you are reading this you are My Dad
by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023
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pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
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My dad

Gone😢
Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone
by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021
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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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