Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
by Yekralem August 17, 2015
Get the Pussy Mustachemug. by assdan June 3, 2010
Get the mustache fightmug. by tairock October 28, 2020
Get the Mustache Monkeymug. Whilst going down on a lady, she suddenly and unexpectedly, latches her legs around your body and proceeds to barrel roll you, suffocating you. If this lady happens to be larger she is referred to as a "Bull gator".
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
This event typically happens in a swampy environment similar to Gainesville Florida, and is frequently performed outdoors.
Jimmy: "See that hottie I brought home last night?"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
Doug: " Ya, more like a bull gator?!"
Jimmy: "She gave me an alligator mustache, and I blacked out."
Doug: "That's worse than a four locos!"
by Chamel November 4, 2010
Get the Alligator Mustachemug. The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
Get the mustache snorkelingmug. When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.
by Evolving door November 25, 2013
Get the bong mustachemug. A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011
Get the Mustache flaskmug.