The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.

Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing

by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021