Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

munter hunter

Fergus Toolan

Fergus Toolan is a prime example of a munter hunter

by K5girl March 27, 2011

Munter

Someone who places their mouth over one of the bodily orifices of a recently-deceased person while another jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing bodily fluids and partially-decomposed organs to be forcefully expelled through the various orifices of the corpse into the other person's mouth, which are then swallowed.

“Dont talk to her she is a munter.”

by StupidSlang June 25, 2024

Munter

A bloke of notable ugliness, untouchable without extreme levels of drunkenness.

OMG what a munter. I wouldn’t touch him with your dick.

by Fannie Mae May 25, 2019

Munter

A sick fuck who participates in munting people

Person 1: I’m gonna go head to the cemetery to munt later
Person 2: You sick fucking munter!

by velvotta June 14, 2024

Munter

An ugly individual

"Uck at that, what a munter"

by Skelly_Ton January 27, 2023