Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen

Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)

by hyphon March 14, 2004

muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

by Mick March 11, 2005

muffins

when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.

that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins

by Kinyata January 02, 2006

muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 16, 2006

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Muffins

Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.

Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.

by aashleee September 12, 2009

muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word

-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"

by Dictionary_dude(?) December 03, 2020