mufftrocious

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

Boob Muffler

The act of a girl lying on her back and mashing her boobs together while her significant other sits on them and farts.

Once she got her breast augmentation, it really created a higher pitched sound when I gave her a boob muffler.

by Jabecca February 20, 2009

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

muffler

A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 11, 2004

muffro

Too much Pubic Hair on a Woman

I thought that much curly hair only existed on someones head, it's like the muff from hell, its an afro muff

by Hoki June 17, 2004

muffler sniffer

Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.

Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.

by SirSam March 7, 2009