Mort

A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.

Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.

by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017

Mort

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.

Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.

by JD4455 December 22, 2021

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

La mort

Phrase exclamative, qui exprime le fait de ne pas avoir envie d’effectuer une tâche . Souvent utilisé en réponse à une requête ou une proposition de la part d’un tiers .

Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .

“ ça te dit si on va au ciné demain ? “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “

by Fish—pancake April 19, 2025