Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.
Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
by Sakitown April 22, 2009
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Jillian: Yeah, but i mooch off of you, too. I guess it's mutual.
Hannah/Jillian: It's moochual!
Jillian: Yeah, but i mooch off of you, too. I guess it's mutual.
Hannah/Jillian: It's moochual!
by Jillian C Klein February 23, 2009
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When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009
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Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.
Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.
by DADDY69 December 4, 2009
Get the mocha railway mug.A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.
Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.
by blazerboy90 June 11, 2011
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They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
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